Either some of my shirts have shrunken or my dimensions have gotten a bit larger

Either some of my shirts have shrunken or my dimensions have gotten a bit larger

Curseworm: Curseworm: Curseworm: This Morning I Made Oatmeal But I Didnt Have Time To Eat It So I Put It In A Glass Jar And Brought It To School With Me But It Was Extremely Hot When I Put It In The Jar And As It Cooled It Created An Unbreakable Vacuum

Biglawbear: Crunchthedeerstroyer: Humunanunga: When A Customer Says Some Weird Shit In The Middle Of Check-Out, Okay, So Very Recently, I Was Cashiering For Publix, And It Was Late At Night, And I Actually Didn’t Wanna Be There, Go Figure. So This

Capacity: 997: Schlurb:remember Tumblr When We Were Going Through Adolescence And There Was No Hiding The Fact That Every Single Person On Here Just Wanted To Absolutely Decimate The Genital Region If Every Single One Of Their Mutuals Still Me :/ Yeah

Tredlocity: The “I Dont Feel So Good” Meme Is So Weird Because Any Further Explanation Of It Is A Spoiler.

Mysteriouslypeculiar: Christianstepmoms: Thebuttkingpost: Good News Everyone Skyrim Has Been Ported To The Bethesda Offices Carpet Who The Fuck Designed Support Pillars To Obstruct A Quarter Of The Hallway? Bethesda

All My Friends Are So Unsatisfying Alot Of The Time And It&Amp;Rsquo;S Very Frustrating

Officialunitedstates: Dorkintheflask: Officialunitedstates: Reblog If You’ve Been Known To Tell A Joke Once In A While Knock Knock Xd That Is My Favorite One

Berandomness

Looking4Myson: Spidermanlet: Zorri: In A Horse Accent Help This Is The Horse Equivalent Of Being Lost In The Sauce Astray In The Hay!!!!!!!!

Kramergate: At My Autopsy:mortician: Makes The First IncisionMe: Confetti Comes Flying Out Of My Chest Cavity With A Little Trumpet Noise

I&Amp;Rsquo;M Lonely Anyone Wanna Talk?

Hi I&Amp;Rsquo;M 20 Years Old And I&Amp;Rsquo;M A Fucking Moron

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