h-el-l: my plan B for everything is to die before it happens

h-el-l: my plan B for everything is to die before it happens

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Paddfoot: Paddfoot: I Have Very Like….Obscure Injuries Like I’ve Never Broken My Arm From Falling Y’know? But I Did Break Some Toes Because My Foot Got Stuck In An Escalator…I Lost Over Half My Front Tooth Because I Was Knocked Down In A Mosh

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Thisiswhymomworries: Firebirdscratches: Kurapilka: In This World It’s Yeet Or Be Yeeted Yeeten? Yoot

Folkdad: I Complimented An Old Lady Customer’s Little Round Glasses And She Said “Why Thank You! Someone Told Me They Had A ‘Steampunk Look’. I Haven’t Been Called A Punk In A Long Time, Much Less A Steamy One!” I’m Flatlining

Cipheramnesia: Lesbiandaydream: Lesbiandaydream: Lesbiandaydream: Sometimes I Wonder Why I Chose A Druid In D&Amp;Amp;D Then Realize I Wear Hippie Thrifted Clothes And Walk Around Work With Bees Crawling Around On My Hand Because I Want To Make Sure

B-Minus: Zvaigzdelasas: Sexhaver: Wakeupfighting: But I Literally Go “Rawr” All The Time. Its My Thing This Was Made For Me???? Oh Honey… Rawing Means “I Love You” In Dinosaur I’m Literally Gonna Jump

Sangredesirena: Pro-Life Memes Are So Fucking Funny

Scope-Dogg: Smeasel: Feelsguy: You Guys Are All Horny And Stupid Like Cavemen You Bet Your Ass, No Shit Motherfucker Piss

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Sophialurvesnetflixandchill: Showerthoughtsofficial: The Reason I Stay Up Late Is Because I Don’t Want My Free Time To End And Tomorrow To Start I Feel So Called Out And Yet So Understood.

Cynical-Werewolf: Notlostonanadventure: Bussy-Pop: Twink // Otter // Bear Solidarity This Is Exactly What The 90S Would Have Been Like With Today’s Internet The Three Gods Of Chaos Meet Up To Party Once More Before The End Of The Human World.

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