cobaltdays: Me: *dangling my dick off the bed* Demon: *grabs it* Me: what are we

cobaltdays: Me: dangling my dick off the bed Demon: grabs it Me: what are we

Chongoblog:if One Of My Tweets Ever Becomes Viral I Want It To Be This One

V0X-Mach1Na: Kvitoya: Even If You Don’t Like Halloween You Have To Appreciate Its Position As The Sole Thing Keeping Christmas From Advancing Even Earlier Into The Year Like A Cancerous Growth The Goth Kids Hold The Line.

Pussykraken: My Art Peaked Wen I Was 4 Or So And Would Just Throw Whatever Shit I Could Find (Juice, Rainwater, Plants, Moss, Shells, Dirt, Sugar, Soap, Rocks, Milk, Toys Etc.) In2 A Bucket N Stir It With A Wooden Spoon 4 Hours Sitting In Th Garden N

Holy-Shit-Look: Reasonandempathy: Rainbowloliofjustice: Feels-By-The-Foot: Triggerwarned: Damien-Is-Displeased: Nevsky-Shit: Mother-Teresa-With-A-Dick: Srsfunny: Someone Should Talk To This Principal My School Used To Do This Fuck Them Our

Dresdoodles:hindsight Is 20/20

1892: Every Student @ The Whiteboard When There’s No Teacher In The Room

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Just Like Grandma Used To Make

Berandomness

Rubysvida: Some Actor Guy: Is Slightly Weird Everyone On This Weird Ass Site: He Is A Trickster God Sent By Zeus With The Sole Purpose Of Sowing Chaos And Confusion Amongst Us Mortals

Lornacrowley: Mccree: Howdy….. Torbjorn…. There Any Chance I Could….. Borrow One Of Those Turrets O’ Yours For The Night, To Put Beside M’bed…. I Had A Mighty Frightenin’ Dream That Reaper Was Tryin’ To Touch Me With His Long Feet Torbjorn:

Generally-Nauseated: Thoodleoo: Ancient Greek Word Of The Day: Αἰγίλιψ, “Devoid Of Goats; Hence, Incredibly Steep, To The Point That Not Even Goats Can Climb It” Goatforsaken

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