skellydun: not to be overdramatic but i want to cuddle

skellydun: not to be overdramatic but i want to cuddle

Pros Of Being A Light Weight: Save Money On Boozecons Of Being A Lightweight:no Bragging Rights, Miss Out On Later Evening Shenaniganspros Of Being A Heavyweight: All The Bragging Rights, Get To Lure The Lightweights Into Shenanigans They Wont Remember

Dirtylittledamsel: When You Get To The Orgy And Everyone Decides That You’re Gonna Be The One That Gets Gang Banged

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Gordons: My Three Remaining Brain Cells About To Trigger A Depressive Cycle

&Quot;Being Stabbed Is Not A Disease&Quot;

Codeinewarrior:im So Bored I Wanna Have Sex Or Get Into A Meaningful Relationship

Skrewsociety: If I Stare At Your Lips While We’re Talking, Just Make Out With Me Because It’s Already On My Mind

Acoolguy:i Hope No One Ever Tries To Call Me A “Soft Boy” Because I’m Not. I’m A Hard Boy And My Penis Never Dies

Badscienceshenanigans: Systlin: Dzamieponders: Miss-Pearls-Official-Account: Systlin: Frenzy5150: Systlin: Untilstarsfall: Systlin: Systlin: Systlin: So Apparently Senators Collins And Murkowski Have Pissed Of The White Male Members Of The

Saturnineaqua: Dynastylnoire: Millennial-Review: Bringing Your Own Bags To The Store Is Nice But Have You Considered Not Gentrifying The Neighborhood The Store Is In? ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Hobbitsetal: Whitepeopletwitter: “Take Him Out!” If You’re A Praying Mantis, It Can Be All Three At Once

Glumshoe: Glumshoe: Nevermindtheneon: Glumshoe: Glumshoe: Hey-Now-Youre-A-Porn-Star: Glumshoe: Glumshoe: Glumshoe: When I Was A Kid My Mom Had To Intervene And Make Me Stop Saying “Farewell” Instead Of “Goodbye” Because Elderly Relatives

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