Little does he realize that I have on my discourse-proof vest.

Little does he realize that I have on my discourse-proof vest.

Mostlybrains: Hedgiwithapen: Very Good Trope: Civillian Is Told “ Stay In The Car” While Hero Goes To Confront Villain. Hero Gets In Over Head And All Seems Disaster. Civillian Crashes Car Into Villain. “…What? You Said To Stay In The Car.”

Gallusrostromegalus: Botanyshitposts: Gossip In The Seed Health Department At My Job, Where I’m Usually Assigned And Seed Samples Are Checked For Disease: Problematic™ Family Members, What Songs We Like, Our Boss’ Kids Gossip In The Main Office

- ̗̀Sunflower Angel ̖́-

Gm-And-Dm-Ideas: Player: “I Do &Amp;Lt;Insert Stupid Thing&Amp;Gt;” Dm: “…Are You Sure?” Player, With Unearned Confidence: “Yup!” Dm: “…Ok”

Celticpyro: Schizsune: Wehaveproof: Baby Octopus All Snugglied Up In A Vacant Clamshell (Photographer Unknown, Found Via: Cephalopoda) Is Not Vacant It Has An Octopus In It! Vacant Clamshell: Exists. Baby Octopus:

&Quot;Gootiez In His Bootiez&Quot;

Chaoticbard: Marsincharge: Marsincharge: I Gave Up Holier-Than-Thou ‘Social Justice’ Back At The End Of 2015 When I Realized It Was Neither Productive Nor Appropriate. 1) It Makes You Stressed Out Chasing And Giving Off The Image That You Are

Bumfuzzled-Buttercup: The Bible: Fear Not Me: Fearn’t

Gaypeopletwitter:

Property-Is-Theft:

Vampireapologist: Vampireapologist: Vampireapologist: I Was Never Seen Again. This Was The Best Time Ever Bc My Host Had Just Changed The Tire And I Was Like “Oh Hell Yeah An Old Tractor Tire! You Know What That Means!” And Everyone Was Like “No….”

Icecreamsandwichcomics: Unfinished Comic From A Long Time Ago That Wasn’t Ever Going To Be Completed. It Makes Absolutely No Sense, But Honestly In Its Current State I Think It’s The Funniest Thing So I’m Not Adding To It. Anyway. Posting A Video

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