commander-cullen: taylorsblue: I tried to make a comic in 10 minutes. It shows. BETTER THAN EXPECTED

commander-cullen: taylorsblue: I tried to make a comic in 10 minutes. It shows. BETTER THAN EXPECTED

One-Time-I-Dreamt: Averruncushd: One-Time-I-Dreamt: Shrek Kidnapped Me And Tied Me Up And Threw Me In The Back Of His Car. He’d Drive Around And Then Release Me In Some Random Neighborhood Only To Chase Me Down Again For Sport. Why Tf Is This Tagged

Dykecrimes: Me Working At Dairy Queen Before I Hand A Customer Their Blizzard:

Live A Little (Die A Lot)

Cptn Sylver

Corvell: One-Time-I-Dreamt: I Was Walking In The Forest During Winter, And Saw A Wendigo Sitting Under A Tree. I Asked It If It Was Going To Kill Me. It Said, “No, This Is Just A Dream.” So I Sat Next To It In The Snow For A Bit And Then He Said,

Ellaneedschocolate:uzumakijpeg:uzumakijpeg: Have You Ever Finished A Test In 30 Minutes And No One Else Was Even Close To Being Done I’m Either Really Smart Or I Fucked Up Entirely Nailed It Or Failed It

Snarthurt: Snarthurt: Snarthurt: Ok, Fine. The Only Reason I Buy Milk In Bags And Not Big Ol’ Jugs Is Because They Just Don’t Fucking Sell Them In Jugs. It’s Stupid. I Now See That It Is Stupid. I Feel Like Im Living In Hell With These Shitty Bags

Captainsnoop: My Underwear Shrinks And Explodes Like In An Anime, Exposing My Privates Aww Fuck

Lmaonade:wow I Sure Hope Starts Smacking My Neck Theres No Vampires Around. Slaps My Neck Really Really Hard I Hope There’s No Vampires Who Might Want To Bite Me And Suck My Blood Right Here From My I Am Smacking So Godforsakenly Hard Neck

Lameblr: Lameblr: Millennials Have No Brand Loyalty Because They’re Poor Not Bc They’re Disloyal Survey: What Brand Of Toilet Paper Do You Buy And Why?Me: Whatever’s On Sale My Ass Ain’t Picky

Nuderefsarebest:

Sealedbeastnue:“What Time Is It” You Ask, I Pull Out My 2.7 Metric Ton Granite Sundial And Immediately Crush Both Of Your Feet, I Loudly Announce “It Is Cloudy”

Fire_Emblem_R34 - FirstInsertion - Fisting