garbagebagger: fruit-butt: ‘dad bod’ is just ‘bear’ in Straight

garbagebagger: fruit-butt: ‘dad bod’ is just ‘bear’ in Straight

Squided: Vitamindave: Khealywu: Assorted Cheese Hell………Yes Are We Not Going To Talk About The Poem Below That Pretty Sure That’s A Hex

Sorry

Meladoodle: In Improv Class We Had To Come Up With A Kinda Neutral Statement For Someone To Respond To And One Of The Guys Said To Me “Hey Did You Hear They’ve Stopped Making Socks?” And I Just Lost It. That Shit Is So Funny. Why Would They Just

Squided: Scope-Dogg: Mercerism: I Just Wanted To Make An Inspirational Video But I Hit The Wrong Audio Filter This Is Still The Most Sinister Post On The Site This Plays On The Elevator Ride Down To Hell

Come Into The Water

Evtrained: Prokopetz: Concept: A Bunch Of High School Satanists Get Drunk In The Local Graveyard And Try To Conjure A Demon, But They’re Using One Of Those “Reconstructionist” Ritual Books That Gets Its Sources All Mixed Up, So They End Up With

Programmerhumour: Found On R/Jokes

Fuckdragonballz:

Croxovergoddess: Please Pick Me Up Uber Driver

Mrlovenstein:secret Panel Here!

Lezbee-An: Copperbadge: Soprano-And-The-Altoclef: What A Mood I Feel Like Not Enough Attention Is Being Paid To The Savagery Of “Said Accurately Of Himself” Right Before The Mood. Beethoven: I’m Bad At Everything (Except Composing I Guess)

Liquidisedfish: I Got Yeeted Back To The 2000’S

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