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Baddiebabbie: Me: Has A Stuffy Nose Me:

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Constable-Nugget: My Sister Rescued One Of Those Meme Kermit Plushies From A Thrift Shop Yesterday…The Poor Thing Is Pale/Faded Today I Woke Up To A Text From Her Containing Nothing But This

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Yourplayersaidwhat: Dash Did A Thing…

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Sahrawia: Big Mood™

Apricops: Centrist Voice So Would You Stop Being Friends With Someone Just Because Your Favorite Color Is Blue And Their Favorite Color Is Waterboarding Innocent People?

Gunsandfireandshit:

Self-Healing: Stop Believing That You Ran Out Of Time To Shape Yourself Into Who You Want To Be! Stop Believing That Its Ruined! Stop Believing You Don’t Have Potential! You Are Not A Fixed Being! You Have Endless Opportunities To Grow.

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