rainydaysandmagickways: Cat Being Pet: *purrs loudly*First Person to Pet a Cat: Why do you rattle?

rainydaysandmagickways: Cat Being Pet: purrs loudlyFirst Person to Pet a Cat: Why do you rattle?

Prisonsentience: Just Heard My Roommate Yell ‘You Used Me!!!’ From The Living Room N Im Sitting Here Like ??? 2 Seconds Later My Rat Comes Running Into My Room Holding A French Fry In His Lil Baby Mouth

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Rad-Roach: God I Love Crocs And Their Entire Family Tree So Much. These Are Animals That Have Remained Virtually The Same For Millions Of Years-Pretty Much As Close To “Perfect” As You Can Get In Nature-And This Highly Optimized Body Plan Is Just.

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Myjand:

Workingonmesince1996: Saw This On Facebook Today And Thought It Was The Best. Embrace Your Stretch Marks! You Are Beautiful

Grimtiger:actually This Fucking Slaps

Toadprince: Toadprince: Author: Her Power Is That Her Nipples Shoot Boiling Milk So She Has To Be Topless Always Fans: She Isn’t Sexualized, The Author Had To Draw Her Like That Because Its Her Power. Its Out Of His Control. I Hope You All Know I

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