thebootydiaries:me: *writes adult email*me: *hits send while screaming loudly*

thebootydiaries:me: writes adult emailme: hits send while screaming loudly

Beetledrink: Taakoenchilada: Beetledrink: Beetledrink: Stick A Capri Sun Straw Into A Hot Pocket Or Don’t, I’m Not A Cop Sounds Like Something A Cop Would Say The Only People Less Qualified To Be An Authority Figure Than I Am Are Actual Cops

Baxterhighs:@Jaz_Sinclair: The Crew.

Welpimtrying: Alexander: This Is My Fucking Favorite Vine And It Took Me So Long To Find It, Very Underappreciated I Can Hear The Vine… Even On Mute…

Radgoku: Original-Poster: Radgoku: The First Person To Poop Must Have Been Like ??????????????? As An Infant They Probably Didn’t Register What Was Happening I Was Imagining A Grown Ass Man. A Man With A Beard. A Man Hunting Alaskan Mammoths To

Hilarious Humor From Outer Space

Mjalti: Suupersushi: Mjalti: If He’s Wearing One Of These Don’t Entertain That Demon. Don’t Open His Texts Or Anything. Just Leave With Ur Peace Of Mind Intact. Alright Y’all But What Is She’s Wearing One Of These Ur Getting The Strap

Sailorbrazil: Relishboi: Sailorbrazil: I Am Trained In Gorilla Warfare Pictured: Me

Bloodbornethot: Me After Having One Sip Of Dr Pepper

Gamerprivilege: Do You Ever Just Scuttles Around On The Floor Of An Abandoned Hospital, Occasionally Stopping To Eat Some Dust

Ursaring: Ursaring: My Mom Told Me To Stop Vapeing In The House And My Dad Just Texted Me This Update:

Ex Astris Scientia

Starswift-Borzoi: Finally Caught Her Jumping On The Vehicle.

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