textbookstarkissism: This was really funny before I realized how fucking ominous it looks

textbookstarkissism: This was really funny before I realized how fucking ominous it looks

“You Didn’t Just Fuck On Top Of A Bearskin Rug, You Just Straight Up Fucked On Top Of A Bear!”

Nonbinarist: Urulokid: Histry-Buff: Lesmiserableslove: Bobavader: Today I Found Out That Victor Hugo Has Had More Sex Than Possibly Almost Any Other Human That Has Lived On This Planet. He Had So Much Sex His Biographers Straight Up Gave Up Trying

Dreamcloudlanding: The Performance Lucio: “Oh Hey! This Place Has A Piano!” Walks Over To The Piano And Examines It “Man, I Haven’t Played One Of These Since I Was A Kid… But I Think I Still Know A Tune Or Two.” *Sits Down And Starts Playing

Sonypraystation: Me Since Graduating

Ronpaulhdwallpapers: Megapope: Self Driving Cars Aren’t Even Hard To Make Lol Just Program It Not To Hit Stuff If(Goingtohitstuff) { Dont(); }

Hotephoetips: If She Ain’t On This Energy She Ain’t The One

Rtrixie: Oldmancaleb: Tits-N-Trix: Pregnantseinfeld: This Reopens The Ages Old Pokemon Debate “Is It Ethical To Catch A Mr.mime? Is Mr.mime Just A Guy?” Mr Mime Has A Humiliation Fetish And Ash’s Mom Totally Doms Him Hey Please Don’t

Almostwatch: Ashe: Alright So Your Thing Is Hackin.sombra: Mhmmashe: What The Hell Does That Have To Do With Mccree Bein’ Able To Roll.sombra: Oh For That I Just Make It Look Like I’m Hacking Him. I Actually Just Tie His Shoes Together.ashe: Something

Wojak-Penis-On-Head-Comic: Peanotbotter: The Cock Is The Only Part Of The Body That Runs Out Of Ammunition.

Saultboy: Minerva: Duck Newton! You-Duck:

Madamehearthwitch: This Is Such An Important Lesson To Learn!

Pockicchi: Concentrated-Sunshine: Nuttyrabbit: Sokkable: Im-The-Batmann: What I’m Hearing Is, “If You Don’t Love Me At My Sociopathic, Unrelenting Attempt To Capture You For The Sake Of My Own Personal Honor To My Father And Nation, Leading

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