glumshoe: My grandfather keeps calling iPhone emojis “Ouija boards”. Earlier he was raving about romaine lettuce being contaminated with “tuberculosis”.

glumshoe: My grandfather keeps calling iPhone emojis “Ouija boards”. Earlier he was raving about romaine lettuce being contaminated with “tuberculosis”.

Eva-420: People Who Are Trying To Be Nice About That Dude Who Got Killed By The Sentinelese Are Like. Man I Get You But You Dont Have To Be Nice. That Guy Wasnt Killed, He Died. He Died Just The Same As If I Decided To Eat A Bunch Of Rat Poison. Oh

Yourplayersaidwhat: Our Dm: Look, Just Because You’re Chaotic Doesn’t Mean You Can Be Stupid. Our Paladin: See, The Alignment Chart Actually Has A 4Th Category, There’s Lawful, Neutral, Chaotic, And Stupid. (Inspired By Our Wizard Attempting

Everythingfox: Stealth Master Juniper The Fox

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Cool-Town: Luchadoreofliberty: Can’t Cum Until The Mcrib Is Back. Tumblr App Sent Me A Notification Saying “Luchadoreofliberty Is A Genius” And Linked To This

Softwaring:

Welcome To My Twisted Mind

Instagram: Itsagifnotagif

Netherstray: Vampires420: Vampires420: I’m A Simple Man I See My Dog I Kiss Him 1 Reblog = 1 Kiss For 1 Good Boy One Hundred Twelve Thousand Six Hundred Eighty Eight Kisses For Good Boy

Callmebliss: Butches-Get-Smooches: Butches-Get-Smooches: Butches-Get-Smooches: Who’s Ready For A Bad Post Ahem Season’s Yeetings I Thought I Was Ready

Lantilles: Bard

Urbanissues: Vertical Landscapes

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