hyenuh: *opens the closet to get paper towels and this kid immediately jumps and latches onto my face like a headcrab*

hyenuh: opens the closet to get paper towels and this kid immediately jumps and latches onto my face like a headcrab

Outofcontextdnd: “Slippery Nut Oil Makes Hair Soft, You Do Not Forget This.” — My Half-Orc Cleric Discussing Their Hair Maintenance

Autism

Virtua92: Yeezyslides:

Thelilnan: Mockiato: Soloveitchik: Lilywankenobi: Soloveitchik: Taggediconic: Soloveitchik: The Customer Is Never Right Normalize The Customer Never Being Right Nah. I Had To Spend Ten Minutes Convincing A Starbucks Barista That Their Eggnog

Clarknokent: Aidashakur: 😂

I Put On My Robe And Wizard Hat

Fuckyeahwierd:

Infernalhera: Fun-O-Physics:

Thechickenmagnet: Rasec-Wizzlbang: Clittyslickers: I’m Dog Sitting For Rich Lesbians What Breed Of Dog Is That Titzu

Stopmarkus: Stopmarkus: Give All Bosses Health Meters I Hate The Guessing Game Of How Much Damage My Attacks Do Against The Regional Manager

Soldierpallaton: Your-Villainous-Neighbour: Heartachemotel: Eratomusings: Eratomusings: Yall Think The Gods Take Classics Classes For Fun Professor: Whys Your Drawing Look Like That Lol Artemis Would Be Paler Apollo, Twin Sister To Artemis, Has Seen

Rosalui: Meso-Mijali: Rosalui: Youngstero: I’m At A Wealthy Middle-Aged Christmas Party With My Best Friend A Woman Came Up To Me And Said “You Have To Try The Gouda” And I Said “Is It Firm?” And She Said “Yes I Wouldn’t Have Anything