From now on im tellin jobs I was General manager at Toys R Us. Who tf they gone call

From now on im tellin jobs I was General manager at Toys R Us. Who tf they gone call

Sharonsgf: Theres This Chinese Girl In My Class Who Isnt Very Fluent In English And She Asked Me If I Have A Boyfriend And I Was Like “I Dont. I Dont Like. Boys” And She Nodded Very Wisely And Went “Ah. Cooties”

Larkandkatydid: Tenderstatue: Republicanidiots: Animesocialistparty: Capitalists Will Have Children Go Without Food Before They Give Up Even The Tiniest Part Of Their Wealth. I’ve Actually Asked Republicans Why They’re Against Feeding Children.

Gomutant: My Last 4 Brain Cells

Teathattast: This Is What Sleep-Deprivation Induced Psychosis Feels Like

Theseerofdoomisunaltered: [To The Tune Of Everybody] Mcmike’s Back Alrighti Can Never Tell If I Actually Posted A Tweet Or Not So Apologies If Theres Any Tweets In This Post U’ve Seen Before Lol

Dankmemeuniversity:

.Unrequited.

Peteseeger: Afloweroutofstone: Goldentot: Ah. Leviathan Is An Absolutely Awesome Name For A Child Though :/ All Of These Are Valid

Pancakeke: Heavymetalpuppers: Pancakeke: Oppa-Homeless-Style: Skin Is Just People Crust The Outside Of That Crust Is Called The “Horny Layer” U R On Drugs Nope

Spacemancharisma: Fierce-Katzchen: Fuertecito: I’ve Been Laughing For The Past Two Hours Ass O H .

Roxilalonde: Roxilalonde: Our Pizza Guy Couldn’t Buzz Through The Gate So He Jumped The Six Foot Fence With The Pizza I’m Screaming Motherfucker Saw A Tall Ass Fence Standing Between Him And A Tip And Took It As A Personal Challenge

Imalwaysaslutforthevoid: Skarchomp: I’d Like The Lopunny Line A Lot More If Gamefreak Ever Played Up The Fact That Buneary Is The One Pokemon That Fucking Hates Your Guts From Day One Fun Fact: Buneary Learns Frustration By Level Up And Is The Only

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