blairwitchapologist:bro i’m sorry i said “good game” after we had sex

blairwitchapologist:bro i’m sorry i said “good game” after we had sex

Manywinged:i Want To Be Radioactive But Not Like Lethally Or Anything. Just Slightly Above Average So That When People Try To Take Photos Of Me The Image Is Grainy And Blurred And Geiger Counters Click Ominously When I&Amp;Rsquo;M Nearby. Y'Know, Fun Stuff.

Imtotallystoked: 2009 Average Rent: $8862019 Average Rent: $1,476

Sonic-Gems-Collection: Retroactivebakeries: #This Does Not Fill Me With Confidence Yeah The Glass Sucks But It’s Still No Match For Our Shitty Weak Bears

Heyjude-It-S-Bobbymcgee: Swan2Swan: Abyssalcorvid: Injuries-In-Dust: Fun Fact, Thats, More Or Less, Something That Wealthy People In China And Japan Did, They Were Called “Musical Floorboards.” Designed To Squeak When Stood Upon. A Person Could

Straightboyfriend:

Alkalinerock: Kisamas: When I Was A Kid I Used To Have The First Episode Of Camp Lazlo Memorized Like Shot For Shot Line For Line So When I Was On Long Car Rides I Would Just Be Like “Ok Im Gonna Watch Tv Now” And My Parents Would Be Like Wtf This

Welcome To Clowntown

Ffx-2-2:Ffx-2-2:Ur Fave Is Hot And Dating Me Apparently In Trouble For Vaguing Him While Laying In His Laprip

Dankmemeuniversity:

Sapphic-Luminosity: Vampireapologist: People Who Promote Juice Cleanses And Like Consuming Charcoal Literally Sound Like “Doctors” In Ancient Greece Who Thought People Could Get “Hysteria” When Their Uterus Moved Around The Body At Will Towards

Friendly-Neighborhood-Patriarch: Mokkaquillart: Honks Business Goose Game

:I Have Acquired A Map Of Florida. The Florida Man Is Most Likely Hiding Somewhere In One Of These Countries.i’m Not Taking Any Chances. I’m Going To Nuke All Of Florida And Destroy The Florida Man!Farewell, Florida Man.

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