musingsmaybemumbles:This is better than any action movie ive ever seen

musingsmaybemumbles:This is better than any action movie ive ever seen

Smallrat36Wagon-Deactivated2021:Somecutething:stupid Shit Sunday

Theweirdwideweb: Theawkwardqueerturtle: Theweirdwideweb: Tahook: Beanmilks: Frisbee Eating An Algae Tab Then Remembering She’s A Carnivore For The Love Of God Please Tell Frisbee I Love Her They’re Known For Eating Insects. Insects Aren’t

Berandomness

Slimequest: Yessir Here At The Farm We Make All Natural Sandwich Paste Out Of A House Blend Of Puréed Pig Meat And Saltwater. Nothin But The Best For Our Children

Unclefather:unclefather:if You Eat Sushi From A Gas Station You Get Super Powers I Ate Some And Now I Can Fart Through Walls

Omegaoutletreboot:lobster-Yonsin-Deactivated20200:My Mutuals Are All Complete Snacksaccurate

Maximumhysteria-Deactivated2022:Frick-Yes-Dragons:one-Time-I-Dreamt:the New Iphones Have A Charger Port And A Headphones Port. U Got Me All Excited Until I Read The Url Therei Think The Fact That People Get Excited Over A Charging Port Really Shows How

Berandomness

Vampireapologist: Not To Be Dramatic But Success And Failure Do Not Define Me. My Fate Rises And Falls On The Currents &Amp;Amp; Waves Of Love &Amp;Amp; I Know I Will Never Drown. It’s An Ebb And Flow Of Compassion And Kindness From The People In My Life Who

Gluten-Free-Pussy:this Girl I Was Talking To On Tinder Gave Me Her Snap And Immediately Sent Me A Nude So I Zoomed In On The Tv In The Background And Was Like “Why Are You Watching Paw Patrol? You Said You Had No Kids”. And She Blocked Me

Adamsvanrhijn:me When A Show Has A Gay Character That Has One Or Two Nice Things Happen To Them:

Outofcontextdnd:&Amp;Ldquo;He&Amp;Rsquo;S A Wizard In His 30S, And-&Amp;Rdquo;&Amp;Ldquo;He Probably Still Lives With His Parents.&Amp;Rdquo;

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