racingbarakarts:True love is texting your fiancé this at 10:36pm

racingbarakarts:True love is texting your fiancé this at 10:36pm

Treerot:why Don&Amp;Rsquo;T You Bathe Naked Under The Moonlight In A River So Deep In The Forest It&Amp;Rsquo;S Been Lost To Mankind And Maybe You&Amp;Rsquo;Ll Calm Down

Actuallybenwyatt:i Met A Couple Australians This Weekend And They Introduced Me To What Is Possibly The Greatest Phrase In The English Language. Apparently, A Common Response To A Wide Variety Of Questions Is “I’m Not Here To Fuck Spiders”. It Means

Katealot: Earth: Does The Same Thing It’s Done For 4.54 Billion Years Humans:

I Feel Like New Years Has A More Definite Purpose Since The Discovery Of Nuclear Weapons

Ice-Block:the “I Don’t Have 2020 Vision” Meme Has Gotten Progressively Funnier The Closer We Get To 2020 Because When It Started It Was Like “Not Knowing What You’re Doing In 5 Years? Understandable” But Now It’s Like “I Don’t Know What

Fuckstev:anyone Wanna Admit They Have A Crush On Me Before 2019 Dies I Want To Crush You, Does That Count?

Guy: One Time My Parents Had An Argument Because My Dad Bought A Bald Cap For $2.70 But He Was Already Bald

Coincidence And Fate Figure Largely In Our Lives

Lesbianrey:me Bullying Reylos

Nindabob:dean-Colette:in 2020, We Will Finish Our Wips. We :) Will :) This Is A Threat.in 2020, We Will Start Our Wips. We :) Will :) This Is A Desperate Plea.

Berandomness

Piwnymisiek: Silverhawk: Bush Dogs Look Kind Of Like If A Dog &Amp;Amp; A Bear Hooked Up One Night And Produced: Like………Tiny/Short But They Have A Bear Look To Them And Are So Darn Cute Aww, Such Good Long Boys ❤

ravenhaired - ravergirl - rawcelebs