writing-prompt-s: After adopting a human on the intergalactic black market you’re shocked to discover it’s actually sapient.

writing-prompt-s: After adopting a human on the intergalactic black market you’re shocked to discover it’s actually sapient.

Mr-Phoenix-Downer:pussykech:bettedavisgf:why Is Doubles Luge Even A Thing Like I Get The Rationale Of Single Luge I Guess. Get On A Toboggan And Ride Down A Hill Ok. Why Get On Top Of A Man On Top Of A Toboggan Intricate Ritualsyou Could Never Understand

Nottodaycia:beardedmrbean:

Wagnetic:arroz-Con-Yolo:there Is No Reason This Should Be So Fucking Funny I’ve Seen This Before But I Still Like It So Much That I Held My Phone In Front Of My Dog So She Could See It.

Shittycryptids: A Walrus With Lightsaber Tusks

Natalya

Mwagneto:ive Never Been Religious And I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Like Christianity But All The English Phrases That Come From It/Reference It Are So Fucking Funny I Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Stop Saying Them. None Of These Words Are In The Bible. My Brother In Christ. Like God

Gummybearattacktheworldofdespair:

Gummybearattacktheworldofdespair:

Gummybearattacktheworldofdespair:

Taking Over The Family Fish Tank!

Catgirlforeskin:i’m Literally Not Even High Right Now I’m Totally Normal Pleease Let Me Operate Your Heavy Machinery Right Now I Don’t Even Know How To Smoke

Homokommari:all Cats Are Carriers Of Sleepy Bitch Disease. If You Ever Lay Down On A Sofa Or Bed Near A Cat You Are Guaranteed To Contract Sleepy Bitch Disease.

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