neanderthyall:I would like to congratulate greta thunberg on being the only funny person on twitter

neanderthyall:I would like to congratulate greta thunberg on being the only funny person on twitter

Anexperimentallife:

Blackwolfmajik:awwcutepets:gaze Long Enough Into The Abyss, Eventually The Abyss Gazes Back. The Abyss Heard The Can Opener

Catgirlforeskin: Downwithpeople:neverwonderneverremember:night-Shift-Sister:unclefather:

Ofdreamsanddoodles: Ofdreamsanddoodles:i Appreciate Ofmd’s “It’s Only 1717 When It’s Funny” Approach To Historical Accuracy. Pinnochio Was Written In The 1800S. The Real Israel Hands Should Be 16. Pyramid Schemes. Stede Being In That Incredibly

Dark-Sappho:me: Reaches Down And Touches The Dirt Someone Died Herepompeii Tour Guide: Could You Please Stop Doing That

Mlarayoukai:mlarayoukai:&Amp;Ldquo;Why Do You Like Wizards So Much&Amp;Rdquo; Because You Read A Book To Shoot Fire Out Of Your Hands And You Get A Silly Hat And Robe. Next Question This Could Be You

Yourplayersaidwhat: “What Was The Name Of The Space Narwhal That Took Your Arm?” “Yarr! It Be Called Space Moby Space Dick!”

Thyrell: Im Hungry As Fuck Bro Can You Pass Me A Microplastic

Entitty:mlovesstrawberries:this Needs To Be A Meme Format Solely Because Knowing The Context Of The Original Makes Anything You Put In The First Box 100X Funnier

Dwagom:moonlitdremr:exciting:fights I Would Pay To See: Sigmund “Everyone Is Attracted To Someone” Freud Vs John “Sexual Desire Is Evil And Cereal Can And Will Fix It” Kelloggasked My Mom Who Both Has A Ma In Psychology And Currently Works For

Shetheyslay:jaubaius: 14 Wind Turbines Aligned In A Row In Nevada @Missouri-Misery Don’t Leave This In The Tags

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