dark-sappho:Me: *reaches down and touches the dirt* someone died herePompeii tour guide: could you please stop doing that

dark-sappho:Me: reaches down and touches the dirt someone died herePompeii tour guide: could you please stop doing that

Mlarayoukai:mlarayoukai:&Amp;Ldquo;Why Do You Like Wizards So Much&Amp;Rdquo; Because You Read A Book To Shoot Fire Out Of Your Hands And You Get A Silly Hat And Robe. Next Question This Could Be You

Yourplayersaidwhat: “What Was The Name Of The Space Narwhal That Took Your Arm?” “Yarr! It Be Called Space Moby Space Dick!”

Thyrell: Im Hungry As Fuck Bro Can You Pass Me A Microplastic

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Alphacrab:robotics5:That-Crazy-Australian:another Victim Of Carcinization 😔Beneficiary, You Mean

::Autistic Boyfriend Hyperfixates On Osha, Texts You Each Morning About How Grateful He Is That Osha Exists, Plays The Cgi Osha Industrial Accident Training Video Highlight Reel For You When You Hang Out

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Men Need Yogurt Too!

I Am So Attractive. It Is A Crime For Me To Be This Single.

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