I am so attractive. It is a crime for me to be this single.

I am so attractive. It is a crime for me to be this single.

Men Need Yogurt Too!

Ginger-Beer-Bear:captainjonnitkessler:tumblr Blaze Is Very Good Because Tumblr Correctly Deduced That If They Ran A Real Advertising Service Using Targeted Demographics We’d Have Burnt This Site To The Ground, But Also Correctly Deduced That We Would

Orwellsunderpants:soberscientistlife:[Image Description: Tweet By Matthew @Crowsfault That Reads “People Speak Of Hope As If It Is This Delicate, Ephemeral Thing Made Of Whispers And Spider’s Webs. It’s Not. Hope Has Dirt On Her Face, Blood On Her

Bogleech: Man Tries To Complain About Pronouns Without Understanding How They Fundamentally Work I&Amp;Rsquo;M Trying To Pick Between Ho Or Hum But It&Amp;Rsquo;S Such A Headscratcher!

Excitementshewrote:

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Thekittyokat:brohecking: Busket: Wet-Monsoon: Claratyler: Wet-Monsoon: Wet-Monsoon: I’m Convinced That The Ice Age Franchise Won’t End Until The Squirrel That Always Chases After The Nut Gets An Equally Hideous Girlfriend With Squirrel Tits™

Fed The Fish This Morning! Go Me!!!

Spemton:you’re Thinking About Him And His Boobs, Aren’t You

Testosteronetwunk:testosteronetwunk:update

Sableleatherywingsopeninthe711:Meowthefluffy:sableleatherywingsopeninthe711:There Is Literally So Much Drama Happening Inside Of A Lava Lampyeah I’ll Reblog That As If You Had A Choice

Sableleatherywingsopeninthe711:Meowthefluffy:sableleatherywingsopeninthe711:There Is Literally So Much Drama Happening Inside Of A Lava Lampyeah I’ll Reblog That As If You Had A Choice

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