durnesque-esque: I DON’T KNOW WHY I MADE THIS!!???!

durnesque-esque: I DON’T KNOW WHY I MADE THIS!!???!

Ventureneverlost: Tattooedwhimsy: In The 19Th Century, It Was Believed That If You Had A Big Bum It Meant That You Were Naturally Meant To Be A Prostitute Betrayed By The Booty Once Again Damn, I Wouldn’t Have Made The Cut :(

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Justabebopbaby: Nanosaurus: Dreywhore: Do You Ever Just Look At Someone And Think “I’d Go Down On You, I’d Go Down On You So Hard” Always Yes.

This Is The First Song For Your Mixtape.

This Is The First Song For Your Mixtape.

She's Dead, Wrapped In Plastic

Dirty-Gunz: R3Druger: Referenceforwriters: Illustrated Guides: 1, 2, 3 Source More On Survival Always Keep A Knife With A Seatbelt Cutter And Glass Breaker In My Truck Don’t You Live In Az? There’s Like No Water There

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Megadelicious: Gogetthatbody: K-Lionheart: Themaidenofthetree: I Want You To Imagine A Ten Year Old Version Of Yourself Sitting Right There On This Couch. Now This Is The Little Girl Who First Believed That She Was Fat, And Ugly, And An Embarrassment.

Generalbeeblebrox: I Need A Beer So Fucking Bad, Or A Nap, Or Both..

Sludge-Princess: Youcanlevitateme: It Doesn’t Matter If You’re Fat Or Skinny Because Bodies Are Just Fleshy Vessels Carrying Our Mortal Souls To Eventual Destruction So Eat That Fucking Cheesecake Best Advice Ever.

Strippersonthejob - StruggleFucking - StruggleLoving