madeupmonkeyshit: when youre surrounded by people and trying to hold in your fart

madeupmonkeyshit: when youre surrounded by people and trying to hold in your fart

Cosmic-Rumpus: Im Done With My Own Shit As Much As Dirk Is Done With Hals Shit Me @Me:

Lukeismydad: Ever Noticed That Girls Never Complain About Being In The Friendzone????? Its Because They Understand What It Means When Someone Says No

Hellokrissi: Hashtagdion: The First Time I Heard An Adult Say The F Word Was When I Was In Fourth Grade And We Were Doing Some Project That Involved Us Baking Cookies Together As A Class. My Teacher Ms. Lindsey, Who Was Real Sweet, Was Demonstrating

Weahboo: My Grandpa Was In A Gang Called The “Pretty Boys” And They Had Leather Jackets With “Pretty Boys” Studded On The Back. They Didn’t Even Do Anything They Just Stood Around And Looked Pretty. My Only Sure Goal In Life Is To Keep This

Blind-Diode: Odinsblog: …I’ve Been Going Thru This Guy’s Twitter For The Last Hour This Is The Shit

Sleepersanonymous: So Many Undertale Doodles!

Cheer Up Buttercup

Blxckxx: Happy Black Out. For Years I’ve Grown To Love Myself, Me Melanin, My Curls, And Where I Grew Up. Growing Up To “You’re Too Dark”, “You’re A Terrorist”, “Stay Away Muslim Bitch”, “Your Hair Is Ugly”, Was The Worst For Me

Deathand-C-Ompany: Micdotcom: Watch: Leguizamo Isn’t The Only One Calling Out And Taking Action Against Snl Because Of Trump. Y E S

Aliens Are Real

Knot-A-Sneakerhead: This Little Angel Earned Her Wings This Past Saturday. My Little Sister Audrey Was Diagnosed With Neuroblastoma (A Type Of Cancer). She Fought For A Little Over Two Years. My Baby Girl Doesn’t Have To Fight Anymore. She Can Finally

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