funny-text-posts: Part 2 of my favourite text posts dead lmao

funny-text-posts: Part 2 of my favourite text posts dead lmao

John Solo

Dekutree: She Got In Tombstone Position Real Quick She Knew She Dead

Skeetbucket: Bbyboyy: Pleasthe Lmfao

Theneverbird: Cinnamonandsex: It’s Always The Right Time For A Little Samantha Jones Appreciation This Will Be Me In 30 Years.

Rncstr

Thetardiswantscasinit: That Clerk Was So Ready To Be Mad At This Dude. But Look At That Face In The Last Gif. He’s Like “Shiiiiit….Dude’s Got Jokes.”

Rncstr

Rncstr

Good Girl Gone Nowhere.

Heylookitsliz: Elizabeth-Antoinette: Ikenbot: Freeselfdefense: Rape Escape Easy And Very Effective Requires Nothing But Your Body Includes Attack Very Useful To Know, Pass And Share Please. Worth Watching I Don’t Mean To Impose A Personal Favour

Thegeniusthatistumblr: Attains: Attains: If I Were A Murderer I’d Be The Febreze Murderer And Lead My Victims Blindfolded To Undisclosed Locations And I’d Ask Them What They Smelled And They’d Be Like “Omg Ocean Air And Tulips” And Then

Tapdancers: Concentrateddabs: Sweetaandlow: From The Look On Her Face, Some Pretty Dissatisfying Sex That Looks Like 6 Minutes Of Under The Covers Missionary Disappointment I Cant Stop Laughing At This Whole Thing

Boobie - Boobies - Boobies_Are_Awesome