charmancler: who cares about hashtags when there’s hashbrowns

charmancler: who cares about hashtags when there’s hashbrowns

Crazyshitisay: Ejacutastic: Shwa-Tarded: Harrysgettinhead: Leggings As Pants Are Fine As Long As I Can’t See Your Vagina Outline Like I’m Not Signing Up For That Shit Because It’s All A Big Secret Right Secret Leggings Secret Vagina Secret

Nippled: The More Black U Wear The More Powerful You Look

Siderealsandman: Castielscheesecake: Ay-Dougie: Voting Against Gay Marriage Is Like Ordering A Piece Of Cake At A Restaurant And Having A Complete Stranger Be Like “Waiter, Cancel That Cake” &Amp;Ldquo;Waiter Cancel That Cake It’s Ruining My Cake

Havexheart: Cory-Doctorow: Did You Bury Your Dog To Make A Shitty Pun But Look How Stoked The Dog Is Very Dirt. Much Pun. Wow. So Nature. Doge Approves.

Dontasksylveon:

Jamesfrancoe: Crouton Sounds Like It Could Be Used An Insult Like If You Were To Say “Shut The Fuck Up You Pretentious Crouton” But Alas It Is Only A Piece Of Fried Bread For Salads

Gentle-Puffer-Fish: Falling Asleep On Someone’s Chest Wrapping Your Arms Around Each Other Synching Heartbeats And Breathing Slowly Falling Asleep In Big T-Shirts And Underwear Forehead Kissies And Murmured Affections Naps

Wankbankofamerica: Reasons I Tend To Not Talk People Always Interrupt Me To Tell Another Story Because Apparently My Story Isn’t Good Enough For Their Ears I Sound Like An Idiot Who Just Learned To Talk Two Hours Ago People Seem Disinterested In What

Fuck Yourselves And Leave Me The Hell Alone

Beardedandbadass: I Actually Hate The Feeling When You Can Tell Youre Losing Interest In A Song You Really Like

Pansypunx: Remember When I Thought I Only Liked Boys Remember When I Thought I Only Liked Girls Remember When I Was Under The Delusion That My Sexuality Was Anything That Could Be Explained Without Getting Extremely Flustered And Ending Up Shouting “I

Blarglemuffin: Its Moments Like These That Make Me Proud Of Some Of The Friends I Have On Facebook

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