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nodaybuttodaytodefygravity: broternia: begins breakdancing gently what’s wrong, son what the fuck. what does this even mean. who thinks of this shit. why is it so funny. i hate this site.

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Tinyhauntedhouseplant: How Many Conservatives Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb? Do We Actually Need To Change It? I Mean It’s Not Perfect But It’s Better Than It Used To Be. I Don’t Know Why You’re Complaining.

Midbloods: Mightyelephant: Okay I Know No One Cares But Seriously I Cant Stand Green Jellybeans And I Love Red Jellybeans But Im Red Green Colorblind Do You See My Problem I Can See Your Problem But You Cant

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Quickweaves: Me: Skin Breaks Out Me @ God: Ill See You In Court

Buttalecki: When I Was In Primary School The Head Teacher Stood Up In Assembly And Said ”Who Can Tell Me The Hardest Word To Say” So I Put My Hand Up And Said “Antidisestablishmentarianism” And The Principal Said ”No The Correct Answer Is

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Grasshaus: Tbh If I See Someone Cheating Off Of Me On A Test I Will Intentionally Help Them Out A Lil School Is Hard Grades Are Meaningless Were All In This Together

Inscreemingcolour: I Sing Along To Blank Space Far Too Aggressively For Someone Who Has A Nonexistent List Of Ex-Lovers

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