quickweaves: Me: *skin breaks out* Me @ god: ILL SEE YOU IN COURT

quickweaves: Me: skin breaks out Me @ god: ILL SEE YOU IN COURT

Buttalecki: When I Was In Primary School The Head Teacher Stood Up In Assembly And Said ”Who Can Tell Me The Hardest Word To Say” So I Put My Hand Up And Said “Antidisestablishmentarianism” And The Principal Said ”No The Correct Answer Is

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Grasshaus: Tbh If I See Someone Cheating Off Of Me On A Test I Will Intentionally Help Them Out A Lil School Is Hard Grades Are Meaningless Were All In This Together

Inscreemingcolour: I Sing Along To Blank Space Far Too Aggressively For Someone Who Has A Nonexistent List Of Ex-Lovers

Zagreus-Taking-Time-Apart: &Amp;Ldquo;Bisexual? You Mean You’re Experimenting?&Amp;Rdquo; Kicks Test Tubes And Alien Hybrid Under A Desk “Um No What Do You Mean”

Jaydenw: Just Because You’re Trash Doesn’t Mean You Can’t Do Great Things. It’s Called Garbage Can, Not Garbage Cannot.

Sylphoftime: I Think It’s Funny How Christianity Made A Big Deal About Mary Being Impregnanted By God And Everyone Was Like “Oh My God The Son Of God! We Must Worship Him Listen To His Great Wisdom.” Meanwhile, If You Said God Knocked You Up

Sluttywidow: I Wish I Was Offered Free Drugs As Much As Health Ed In High School Told Me I Would Be

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Evanescent-Fallen-Angel: Canadaslovechild: Muggleborns Accidently Calling Dumbledore “Gandalf” Muggleborns Purposely Calling Dumbledore “Gandalf” And Then Dumbledore Looks Them Dead In The Eyes And Says “Call Me That One More Time And You

Grumpdiary: All I Want Is A Partner Who Is Way Out Of My League But Thinks That I’m Way Out Of Their League And We’ll Live Together In Perfect Confused Harmony With A Dog

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