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tuucker: irisowl: So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought

tuucker: irisowl: So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought

tuucker: irisowl: So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me

tuucker: irisowl: So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me

A Text Post Blog

A Text Post Blog

Tinyhauntedhouseplant: How Many Conservatives Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb? Do We Actually Need To Change It? I Mean It’s Not Perfect But It’s Better Than It Used To Be. I Don’t Know Why You’re Complaining.

Tinyhauntedhouseplant: How Many Conservatives Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?

Midbloods: Mightyelephant: Okay I Know No One Cares But Seriously I Cant Stand Green Jellybeans And I Love Red Jellybeans But Im Red Green Colorblind Do You See My Problem I Can See Your Problem But You Cant

Midbloods: Mightyelephant: Okay I Know No One Cares But Seriously I Cant Stand

Reading A Foreign Language: Yeahwriting In A Foreign Language: Oklistening To A Foreign Language: Waitspeaking In A Foreign Language: Fuck

Reading A Foreign Language: Yeahwriting In A Foreign Language: Oklistening To A

Dontkillbirds: Peanut-Caravan: Protip: If U Can’t Imagine Urself Dropping The Mic After The Final Sentence Of Ur Essay, Ur Conclusion Needs To Be Stronger Shit Though This Is Really Good Advice?

Dontkillbirds: Peanut-Caravan: Protip: If U Can’t Imagine Urself Dropping The

Quickweaves: Me: *Skin Breaks Out* Me @ God: Ill See You In Court

Quickweaves: Me: *Skin Breaks Out* Me @ God: Ill See You In Court

Buttalecki: When I Was In Primary School The Head Teacher Stood Up In Assembly And Said ”Who Can Tell Me The Hardest Word To Say” So I Put My Hand Up And Said “Antidisestablishmentarianism” And The Principal Said ”No The Correct Answer Is

Buttalecki: When I Was In Primary School The Head Teacher Stood Up In Assembly And

A Text Post Blog

A Text Post Blog

Grasshaus: Tbh If I See Someone Cheating Off Of Me On A Test I Will Intentionally Help Them Out A Lil School Is Hard Grades Are Meaningless Were All In This Together

Grasshaus: Tbh If I See Someone Cheating Off Of Me On A Test I Will Intentionally

Inscreemingcolour: I Sing Along To Blank Space Far Too Aggressively For Someone Who Has A Nonexistent List Of Ex-Lovers 

Inscreemingcolour: I Sing Along To Blank Space Far Too Aggressively For Someone

Zagreus-Taking-Time-Apart: &Amp;Ldquo;Bisexual? You Mean You’re Experimenting?&Amp;Rdquo; *Kicks Test Tubes And Alien Hybrid Under A Desk* “Um No What Do You Mean”

Zagreus-Taking-Time-Apart: &Amp;Ldquo;Bisexual? You Mean You’re Experimenting?&Amp;Rdquo;

Jaydenw: Just Because You’re Trash Doesn’t Mean You Can’t Do Great Things. It’s Called Garbage Can, Not Garbage Cannot.

Jaydenw: Just Because You’re Trash Doesn’t Mean You Can’t Do Great Things.

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