tinyhauntedhouseplant: How many conservatives does it take to change a lightbulb? Do we actually need to change it? I mean it’s not perfect but it’s better than it used to be. I don’t know why you’re complaining.

tinyhauntedhouseplant: How many conservatives does it take to change a lightbulb? Do we actually need to change it? I mean it’s not perfect but it’s better than it used to be. I don’t know why you’re complaining.

Midbloods: Mightyelephant: Okay I Know No One Cares But Seriously I Cant Stand Green Jellybeans And I Love Red Jellybeans But Im Red Green Colorblind Do You See My Problem I Can See Your Problem But You Cant

Reading A Foreign Language: Yeahwriting In A Foreign Language: Oklistening To A Foreign Language: Waitspeaking In A Foreign Language: Fuck

Dontkillbirds: Peanut-Caravan: Protip: If U Can’t Imagine Urself Dropping The Mic After The Final Sentence Of Ur Essay, Ur Conclusion Needs To Be Stronger Shit Though This Is Really Good Advice?

Quickweaves: Me: Skin Breaks Out Me @ God: Ill See You In Court

Buttalecki: When I Was In Primary School The Head Teacher Stood Up In Assembly And Said ”Who Can Tell Me The Hardest Word To Say” So I Put My Hand Up And Said “Antidisestablishmentarianism” And The Principal Said ”No The Correct Answer Is

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Grasshaus: Tbh If I See Someone Cheating Off Of Me On A Test I Will Intentionally Help Them Out A Lil School Is Hard Grades Are Meaningless Were All In This Together

Inscreemingcolour: I Sing Along To Blank Space Far Too Aggressively For Someone Who Has A Nonexistent List Of Ex-Lovers

Zagreus-Taking-Time-Apart: &Amp;Ldquo;Bisexual? You Mean You’re Experimenting?&Amp;Rdquo; Kicks Test Tubes And Alien Hybrid Under A Desk “Um No What Do You Mean”

Jaydenw: Just Because You’re Trash Doesn’t Mean You Can’t Do Great Things. It’s Called Garbage Can, Not Garbage Cannot.

Sylphoftime: I Think It’s Funny How Christianity Made A Big Deal About Mary Being Impregnanted By God And Everyone Was Like “Oh My God The Son Of God! We Must Worship Him Listen To His Great Wisdom.” Meanwhile, If You Said God Knocked You Up

Sluttywidow: I Wish I Was Offered Free Drugs As Much As Health Ed In High School Told Me I Would Be

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