littlebirdsme: So punny.

littlebirdsme: So punny.

Chooserecovery: Phyerfly: Movie Night Masterpost (All Links Working As Of 26/10/2013): The Great Gatsby Evan Almighty The Breakfast Club Clueless Theres Something About Mary Clue She’s The Man Mean Girls 10 Things I Hate About You Clerks Switch Legally

Dailydavonlove: Sabenzero: Omnicat: Genalovestoons: Kungphooey: My Headcanon Here Is That Legolas Is Just Barely Visibly Holding It Together Since Canon Tells Us That Mirkwood Elves Like To Party And Are Fully Capable Of Passing Out From Drunk

&Quot;But It Takes 4 Minutes To Choke Someone To Death!!!&Quot;

Taedius: Nursejpg: Listens To Ur Heart With A Stethoscope Takes Ur Temperature Flashes A Light In Ur Eyes Yep…. It’s Exactly As I Expected…. Ur Really Cute….. Writes A Prescription For Lots Of Kisses

Alexanderlightbooty: Captainlucifer: Erocsan: Captainlucifer: If A Guy Friend That You’re Romantically Interested In Asks You Out, Reject Him First As A Test To See Whether He’ll Get Angry And Accuse You Of Friendzoning Him Or Respect Your Decision

Wiki-The-Avatartimelord: Avatarparallels: Toph's Statues. I’m Positive That Toph Just Traveled Around Erecting Statues Of Herself And No One Was Brave Enough To Tell Her To Stop.

Fanatic4Fanfiction: It Was The Night Before Christmas, And Everyone Was Sleeping, Except, Of Course, The Daughter, Who Was Reading Gay Fan Fiction.

Octoberspirit: Zombay-Senpai: Breaktotheotherside: Umm.. If You Think Egyptians Were Anything But Black You Are Either Ignorant Or Blind… Or You Got O School In America Where The Educational System Is Fucked Up And Hollywood Makes Everything One

A Tiger Mother Lost Her Cubs From Premature Labour. Shortly After She Became Depressed And Her Health Declined, And She Was Diagnosed With Depression. So They Wrapped Up Piglets In Tiger Cloth, And Gave Them To The Tiger. The Tiger Now Loves These Pigs

Blomskvist: &Amp;Ldquo;I Can’t Remember The Last Time I Saw An American Movie Where An American Woman Washed Off Blood In A Shower And The Blood Wasn’t Hers.&Amp;Quot; - Haley Mlotek (Requested By Anonymous)

Frankiebuscemi: Lnnea: So For 17 Years Of His Life My Boyfriend Thought That Quiche Was Pronounced Quicky And So Once We Were At A Bakery With His Mum And I Was Like What Are You Having And He Said He Wanted A Quicky His Mum Laughed So Hard She Went

Thechronicferuchemist: Uterus, I Do Not Understand Your Need To Have A Baby. We Cannot Afford A Baby. I Do Not Want A Baby. Hell You Wouldn’t Even Be Happy If We Had A Baby. I Find These Temper Tantrums You Throw Every Month We Don’t Have A Baby

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