fanatic4fanfiction: It was the night before Christmas, And everyone was sleeping, Except, of course, the daughter, Who was reading gay fan fiction.

fanatic4fanfiction: It was the night before Christmas, And everyone was sleeping, Except, of course, the daughter, Who was reading gay fan fiction.

Octoberspirit: Zombay-Senpai: Breaktotheotherside: Umm.. If You Think Egyptians Were Anything But Black You Are Either Ignorant Or Blind… Or You Got O School In America Where The Educational System Is Fucked Up And Hollywood Makes Everything One

A Tiger Mother Lost Her Cubs From Premature Labour. Shortly After She Became Depressed And Her Health Declined, And She Was Diagnosed With Depression. So They Wrapped Up Piglets In Tiger Cloth, And Gave Them To The Tiger. The Tiger Now Loves These Pigs

Blomskvist: &Amp;Ldquo;I Can’t Remember The Last Time I Saw An American Movie Where An American Woman Washed Off Blood In A Shower And The Blood Wasn’t Hers.&Amp;Quot; - Haley Mlotek (Requested By Anonymous)

Frankiebuscemi: Lnnea: So For 17 Years Of His Life My Boyfriend Thought That Quiche Was Pronounced Quicky And So Once We Were At A Bakery With His Mum And I Was Like What Are You Having And He Said He Wanted A Quicky His Mum Laughed So Hard She Went

Thechronicferuchemist: Uterus, I Do Not Understand Your Need To Have A Baby. We Cannot Afford A Baby. I Do Not Want A Baby. Hell You Wouldn’t Even Be Happy If We Had A Baby. I Find These Temper Tantrums You Throw Every Month We Don’t Have A Baby

Rnikan: So At Work Today I Walked In And My Manager Was On The Ground Crying And I Was Like Kim What’s Wrong And She Points To The Order Screen And It Says We Need To Make 2000 Pizzas By 6 Pm So I Called The Guy And He Was Like “I Meant To Order

Jesusinc: Iconic

Kylejorden: Pastelle-Prince: Seriously Though, List Of Fucking Awful Trends In The Gay Male Community: &Amp;Ldquo;Sassy Black Woman&Amp;Rdquo; Voice T-Slurs Everywhere And Rampant Transmisogyny Talking Down To Women/Harassing Them Because “It’s Ok I’m

Voidbat: Carsonphillips: When My Mom Took Care Of Babies My Favorite Story Is About This Toddler Named Eli Who Took A While To Talk And Everyone Was Concerned About It But One Day My Dad Was Like “Eli, Can You Say ‘Car’?” And He Looks At My

Impalaorbust: Fattrannyprincess: Please Never Explain This To Me He Has The Power

Endocrines2: Drinks Vodka Gags “Ugh I Hate Vodka” Drinks Vodka

Bitchmtv: I Feel So Bad Knowing That Atleast 1 Of My Followers Is Going To Have A Bad Holiday Experience This Year. Please Please Message Me Anytime Of The Day Any Time In The Holidays If You Need Me Or You Want To Talk About It.

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