darrenstummy: the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

darrenstummy: the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

Cokeflow: You Know That Mood You Get In Sometimes Where You Just Fucking Are In Love With Drinking Water

Realhumanpet: I Was On A Bus Earlier And There Was No Men On It N It Was Like A Sweet Glimpse Into What Existing In A Female Utopia Would B Like. To My Left I Heard Women Talking About How Refreshing Naps Can Be And To My Right I Heard Women Talking

Hakuna-Tuh-Mater: Whatismattbellamy: So I Saw Many People Saying That Tangled And Frozen Have Mothers And Daughters That Look Exactly The Same And How Those People “Used To Love Disney Before They Got Lazy” But I Just Wanted To Make A Tiny Reminder

Natashanegayvanlis: Omg

Laninga: One Time My Sister Turned Around With Big Ass Eyes And Said To Me, “You Know What’s So Weird? We’ve Never Formally Introduced Ourselves To Each Other”

Kendrickllamas: I’m Not Making Enough Boys Nervous

Live For The Moments

Dhso: Followbackcenter: These Glasses Make The Lights Look Like Snowman We Live In A Truly Glorious Time

Because Big, Bulky Boxes Are Not Obvious At All. Wow This Is Simply Amazing Gasp. Game Changer

Fleurdeleacour: Shout Out To Everyone With Anxiety And Panic Disorders Who Have To Be Around Lots Of People This Weekend. Shout Out To Everyone Who Has Family Members Who Will Be Ignoring/Dismissing Their Problems. Shout Out To Everyone Who Will Have

Queenofthesmalltownrumor: J6: This Is True Friendship My Friends

Castielangelofthetrenchcoats: Inexorablyacademic: Sodomymcscurvylegs: Cameralinz: Previouslysirlestrange: “Is Draco Alive? Is He In The Castle?” The Whisper Was Barely Audible; Her Lips Were An Inch From His Ear, Her Head Bent So Low That Her

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