johnthreecontinents: when you and your friend have a fun night out and get drunk together and accidentally make out and your friend is engaged to someone else

johnthreecontinents: when you and your friend have a fun night out and get drunk together and accidentally make out and your friend is engaged to someone else

Grav3Boy: I Want To Sleep With You. And, I Don’t Necessarily Mean Sex Or Making Love. I Want To Wrap My Arms Around You, Hold You As Close To Me As Possible, Pull The Blanket Over Us And Fall Asleep. I Want To Wake Up Beside You. Kiss Your Head. Cook

Hella-Virgin: Grandma: So Who Is This Lovely Guy On Your Background Mom: No Dad: No Dog: No Me: (Opens 100 Slide Presentation) Im Glad You Asked

Cleopatraiv:

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Sugarskulli: Skillamane: Elizabeth-Ackerman: Actresses + Suits Who Wore It Best?Correct Answer: All Of Them. Still Not Sure How Y’all Could Have Forgotten The Queen Of Suits, Janelle Monae

Kimpissable: Clevverbot: Uh No. Excuse Me But What Are You Doing. Do You Even Know How To Fucking Make A Burger First Of All, The Pickles Are All On One Side Of The Fucking Thing, So You’ll Either Have To Wait Until You Get To The Other Side Of The

Kimpissable: Clevverbot: Uh No. Excuse Me But What Are You Doing. Do You Even Know How To Fucking Make A Burger First Of All, The Pickles Are All On One Side Of The Fucking Thing, So You’ll Either Have To Wait Until You Get To The Other Side Of The

Bevsi: Goes Up To A Straight Couple Idk… Ur Relationship Seems Forced.. Not Enough Development :/

Greencrook: Greencrook: Greencrook: There’s A Very Drunk Man Down My Street Who Has Been Flirting With A Tree For Twenty Minutes Now. He’s On His Knees Now. I Think He’s Proposing. Drunk Man Currently Walking Away From The Tree, Shouting

Fullten: Spookynades: Maggie-Lol: Lightsharpnesssong: Jenova-Amaranth: Fullten: Dollycoquetry: Fullten: A Lot Of Dudes Think Women Dress Slutty For Them, But Honestly If Men Weren’t Such Fucking Animals I Would Dress 300000% More Slutty Then

Beecauseiamme: Jonrkennex: Merry Christmas To Everyone Who Didn’t Get Presents Today Because Their Family Couldn’t Afford It And Merry Christmas To Everyone Who Couldn’t Make It Home For The Holidays And Merry Christmas To Everyone Spending It

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