minus-the-legend: I don’t think a greater truth has ever been spoken holy shit

minus-the-legend: I don’t think a greater truth has ever been spoken holy shit

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The Star And The Serpent

Michacl: I’m At A Museum Right Now And I’m Really Bored So I Was Taking A Selfie And This Rly Hot Guard Said “Please Do Not Take Pictures Of The Artwork” And I Apologized And Explained I Was Only Taking A Selfie And He Goes “I Know” And Winked

Decolonize-All-The-Things: Kiefeon: Chrissyrippinbongs: Allisonagain: Johnwatsonismyspiritanimal: Allonsy221B: Peaceluvmusic: Reprimandtheirdaughters: Mandopony: Ethiopienne: College Growing Up Killing Spiders Finals Phone Calls Adult Life

Cheatcommandos: Intosnarkness: If You Ever Feel Bad About Yourself, Just Remember That One Time I Had To Fly With My Cello So We Bought It A Seat And It Got Upgraded To First Class Without Me I Hate Being That Guy Who Adds Onto A Text Post But My Dad

Appetisers: How Do People Fall Asleep So Fast I Don’t Understand I Have To Create And Act Out A Whole Fucking Movie Length Story In My Head And Then Contemplate The Meaning Of Life Before I Even Feel Tired And This Bitch Starts Snoring In Two Minutes

Cultofthepigeon: Lycanaddict98: Techno-Dragon: Lovethisotp: Maxxxie74: That-Taiwanese-Bitch: Sarcastic-Fish: Funnyandhilarious: There Is One In Each Classroom I Hope You Realize There Are Some Kids Out There Where Their Parents Don’t Settle

Idlewildly: Temerairekin: Lets All Agree That Going Up Stairs On All Fours Is Actually The Best Experience Of The Whole Earth Conversely, Going Down Stairs On All Fours Is Actually The Most Terrifying Experience Of The Whole Earth.

Summertime Sadness

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Jaclcfrost: My Response To “You Should See A Doctor” 98% Of The Time Is Just “Haha Yeah Probably” Followed By Me Not Seeing A Doctor

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