queergraffiti:“do more gay stuff with yr friends! also: fuck cops!”

queergraffiti:“do more gay stuff with yr friends! also: fuck cops!”

Perletwo:jonesmadeatumblr:asgardiancherrypudding:where Is Your God Now, Gender Roles?This Is Actually Probably The Best Way To Do Things. Put A Baby Changing Station In Each Of Them &Amp;Amp; We’ve Got A Grand Slam.

Colloquialgoddess: Forestpenguin: When They Want The Thick Hair But Not The Thick Eyebrowswhen They Want The ‘Forehead Jewel’ But Not The ‘Dothead’ When They Want The Tan Skin But Not The Darkest Of Night When They Want The Third Eye But

Inuis: Fantomeheart: The Only Acceptable Birthday Cake So When You Blow Out That Candle You’ll Be Killing That Charmander Happy Birthday U Sick Fuk

Welcome To Hell

Arcaninetails: Breakfast For Dinner Is Fun When You’re A Kid But When You’re An Adult It’s Just Like “Yo I Ate Lunch At 5 Pm Today And Linear Time Is Functionally Meaningless”

How To Treat Yourself On A Low Budget

Flourish-And-Books:solumcinerem:dreamingdoctor:drugsupplier:Sees A Really Hot Boy In English ClassMe: Romeo And Juliet Act 3 Scene 5 Line 176Hot Damnmake A Playwright Want To Retire Manstop. Wait A Minute. Fill My Cup Put Some Poison In It.

Limanolee: Ella And Kit.

Yomommaboyfriend: Just-Shower-Thoughts: If Goldilocks Tried Three Beds, Then Momma Bear And Daddy Bear Slept Seperately. Baby Bear Is Probably The Only Thing Keeping The Family Together. You Ain’t Have To Put Those People Business Out Like That.

Animal-Factbook: After Watching Movies That Evokes Emotions, Cats Often Display Similar Expressions And Feelings As Humans Do.

Prospect-Euphoria: Sandflake: I Dearly Wish That People Would View Their Bodies As They View Flowers… Veins Everywhere? Gorgeous~ Skin Patches? Birthmarks? Hella Rad~ Scars? Stretch Marks? Beautiful~ Freckles? Moles? Acne Scars? Heckie Yeah~

Thatderpyprincess: Mad Respect To This Person At My School

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