justawhiskeylullabyx: “I like to think it’s because of my perky nipples.”

justawhiskeylullabyx: “I like to think it’s because of my perky nipples.”

But Did You Die?

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The Love Whisperer

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Nishlo: Brenali: When A Guy Says He Doesn’t Deserve You, Agree With Him. When A Guy Says You’re So Much Better Than Him, Tell Him That You Know. When He Puts Himself Down In An Attempt To Get You To Willingly Lower Yourself, Don’t Take The Bait.

Uptown-Funky-Nuts: I’m Always A Slut For Lying In Bed For Hours On End Doing Nothing Productive.

Whispering Bones

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Mayagoo: Benjiscloset: Can Non-Native American Folks All Agree To Stop Using The Term “Spirit Animal” And Replace It With The Term “Patronus” Instead Or “Daemon”

Antigravityfox: Alternianpride: Risamai: The-Real-Inu-Girl: This Is Probably The Most Normal Thing That I’ve Seen On Adventure Time And Then You Notice The Bear Rug Has 3 Eyes This Is Still Probably The Most Normal Thing That I’ve Seen On

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