bootyscientist: “hey babe i bought you chipotle”

bootyscientist: “hey babe i bought you chipotle”

Queenofsabah: Funnyordie: Via Cop V. Black Guy I Love This

When The Teacher Asks You To Write Notes, And Then Stands Right In Front Of The Board:

Lycanthropic: Running Into Closeted Homosexuals From High School At The Gay Club

Gollums-New-Best-Friend: Chileanboyvstheworld: This Guy Is A Guardian Of The Galaxy I Feel Safer Already

Brightchimeradragon: Just-Bx: Just Science It Took Me Two Times To Understand What Was Going On, Holy Fucking Shit My Sides.

I Want:

I Want:

Eatsleepblazerepeat: Promethprincess: Just Want A Girlfriend That’ll Sit On My Lap At Parties And Sit On Face In The Bedroom Present

Mahkes1S: This!!!!!

Orgayzm: That’s It That’s The Entire Plot Of 500 Days Of Summer

Lolzforshits: Gets Stuck On A Mission In A Game Doesn’t Play For Another 4234 Years

Hcnnibals: You Catch These Killers By Getting Into Their Heads, But You Also Allow Them Into Your Own.

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