vampiresinvienna: Me: Doctor, why is that syringe filled with glitter?Doctor: Anaesthetic.

vampiresinvienna: Me: Doctor, why is that syringe filled with glitter?Doctor: Anaesthetic.

Sandandglass: Last Week Tonight S02E19

Titytwochainz: You Really A Bitch If You Let The Microwave Hit Zeros While Your Family Is Asleep You Disrespectful Bitch

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Tabletoos:imagine If A Lush Store Flooded

Tastyhumanburgers: Snorlaxatives: Snorlaxatives: In An Interview Cara Delevingne Stated That “Generally Comicbook Films Are Sexist” And Comicbook Moviegoing Fans Responded By Saying Things Like “No One Cares What She Says” And “Stfu Stupid

Sarahakele:tfw You’re Waiting For Your Period To Start Bc Your Pms Is Getting Fucking Ridiculous And You’ve Cried 6 Time In The Last 48 Hours And Eaten Doubles Of Everything In Sight And You Just Want This Shit To Be Done With So You Can Live Free

Psa Southern United States

Divinedorothy:how Many Men Who Say They’re In The Friendzone Are Actually In The “I Was Just Nice To Him Because I Felt Bad For Him But Now He’s Getting All Clingy And Manipulative To The Point That He Is Making Me Regret Basic Human Kindness Which

Dopest-Ethiopian: Yes Daddy?

Jewish Law Student

Piercethealltimesleepingveil: Savemyheavy-Dirty-Soul: I Spat My Drink Omfg Where Was This Twenty Minutes Ago When My Family Pulled This Shit

Afrorevolution: Enbyho: I Can Feel Your Facial Expression Even Though It’s Not In This Picture. I Get This Too

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