pemsylvania: one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond

pemsylvania: one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond

Magneito:“Feminism Isn’t Really About Equality It’s A Hate Movemen—”

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Retiredjesus: Have Yall Seen This

Stoned And Boned

Controlledeuphoria:you Know You Love Someone When You Check Their Horoscope Too

Fartgallery:Takes Wedding Photos With A Nintendo Dsi

Eldermckinley: Wears Pajamas All Day Showers At 10:30 Pm Changes Into New Pajamas

Foodffs: Oven Fried Tempura Batter Shrimp Lettuce Wraps With A Teriyaki Saucereally Nice Recipes. Every Hour.show Me What You Cooked!

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Louistopsfuckers: Solluxsmatesprit: I Hate When You Have To Order At A Restaurant, But All The Menu Items Have Really Goofy Or Long Names. Like Wtf Its So Embarrassing To Look Your Waiter In The Eyes And Be Like “Yes I’ll Have Uncle Jimmy’s Finger

Alex-Of-Macedonia: Theplanlaugh: So My Dad Has This New Idea: Take This Wonderful Wasabi Thing Turn It Into Beautiful, Small Rectangles, Wrap It In Laminated Paper And Put It In A Trident Box, So That It’ll Look Like This: Give It To Someone When

“Writing A Book Is So Easy.”

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