phistbump: i actually make myself laugh really hard so if no one else laughs it doesnt matter because i already made the most important person in the room laugh

phistbump: i actually make myself laugh really hard so if no one else laughs it doesnt matter because i already made the most important person in the room laugh

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Might See My Ex At A Party Tonight For The First Time Since I Yelled At Him On His Birthday. This Is Probably The Face I&Amp;Rsquo;M Gonna Give Him If He Acts Like A Fucking Asshole To Me. I&Amp;Rsquo;M Also Gonna Look Fucking Amazing So There Will Be Selfies.

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I Love The Shit Outta My Mom Y'all.

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