scarrlettjohanson:when you’re salty and have nothing to lose

scarrlettjohanson:when you’re salty and have nothing to lose

Siderolover:goopgirl:girls Are Amazing. We Give Each Other Things Constantly. U Need A Tampon?? 5 Girls Will Look In Their Purses! U Have Dry Hands? Here Use Some Of My Lotion!! Oh No Are U Thirsty?? Let’s Share My Drink!! Looking For A Cute Outfit??

Lostandsickinthisdyingworld:i Feel This At A Spiritual Level

The-Asgardian-Tardis-At-221B: Assiest: Every Sentence Is A Sexual Innuendo If You Think Long And Hard About It

Asinglegarbanzobeanonitaliantile: Me As A Lawyer: Kk That Was Rude .

Kimpossibooty:okay Tmi Warning I Was In The Shower And The Bar Of Soap Slipped And Shot Out Of My Hands And Nailed Me Right In The Balls And I Fell Over In The Tub And Couldn’t Breathe Never Believe Anyone Who Tells You Men Are Strong We Are Weak Weak

Zohbugg: Casibarria: These Are Photos Of Children Crying For Some Great Reasons, And These Are My Favorites Lol. Whenever I Tell People I Don’t Want Kids, They Get All Indignant Like “Oh You Say That Now.” Then I Just Send Them This Photoset.

Thesassylorax:jaclcfrost:jaclcfrost:comedy Goldit Just Keeps Getting Betterowl You Can Fly

Kohpai:&Amp;Ldquo;I Hate Cats&Amp;Rdquo;Yo Dude I Trusted You Wtf The Fuck? What The Fuck?? What The Fuck What The

Monkeysaysficus:zoraiya:it’s Cleaning Time Again Only Instead Of Using Just The Faucet I Decided To Try The Shower Head Instead. I Left Him Like This For 20 Mins While I Cleaned Out And Scrubbed His Cage.i Think Your Cat Is Ill

Dkc2: Well I Know Reason #1

Twentywoahpilots:once Some Guy Mentioned That When I Laugh My Mouth Looks Really Weird And Now Whenever I Laugh Around People I Don’t Know 100% I Cover My Lower Face With My Hands. A Girl Who Didn’t Like One Of My Friends Told Her That Her Eyes Squint

Blacksquares:for My Entire Life I Wondered Why A Dragonfly Has An Ass Thats Like 8 Times As Long As Their Body And Tonight I Finally Felt Compelled To Investigate And As It Turns Out Dragonflies Breath Thru Their Ass And Can Shoot Water Out Of Their Butt

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