lostandsickinthisdyingworld:I feel this at a spiritual level

lostandsickinthisdyingworld:I feel this at a spiritual level

The-Asgardian-Tardis-At-221B: Assiest: Every Sentence Is A Sexual Innuendo If You Think Long And Hard About It

Asinglegarbanzobeanonitaliantile: Me As A Lawyer: Kk That Was Rude .

Kimpossibooty:okay Tmi Warning I Was In The Shower And The Bar Of Soap Slipped And Shot Out Of My Hands And Nailed Me Right In The Balls And I Fell Over In The Tub And Couldn’t Breathe Never Believe Anyone Who Tells You Men Are Strong We Are Weak Weak

Zohbugg: Casibarria: These Are Photos Of Children Crying For Some Great Reasons, And These Are My Favorites Lol. Whenever I Tell People I Don’t Want Kids, They Get All Indignant Like “Oh You Say That Now.” Then I Just Send Them This Photoset.

Thesassylorax:jaclcfrost:jaclcfrost:comedy Goldit Just Keeps Getting Betterowl You Can Fly

Kohpai:&Amp;Ldquo;I Hate Cats&Amp;Rdquo;Yo Dude I Trusted You Wtf The Fuck? What The Fuck?? What The Fuck What The

Monkeysaysficus:zoraiya:it’s Cleaning Time Again Only Instead Of Using Just The Faucet I Decided To Try The Shower Head Instead. I Left Him Like This For 20 Mins While I Cleaned Out And Scrubbed His Cage.i Think Your Cat Is Ill

Dkc2: Well I Know Reason #1

Twentywoahpilots:once Some Guy Mentioned That When I Laugh My Mouth Looks Really Weird And Now Whenever I Laugh Around People I Don’t Know 100% I Cover My Lower Face With My Hands. A Girl Who Didn’t Like One Of My Friends Told Her That Her Eyes Squint

Blacksquares:for My Entire Life I Wondered Why A Dragonfly Has An Ass Thats Like 8 Times As Long As Their Body And Tonight I Finally Felt Compelled To Investigate And As It Turns Out Dragonflies Breath Thru Their Ass And Can Shoot Water Out Of Their Butt

Reblog This If You Think Boys Can Wear Dresses

Hipster-Trichster: 2Makeyewsmile: Woman: Is There A Problem, Officer? Officer: Ma’am, You Were Speeding. Woman: Oh, I See. Officer: Can I See Your License Please? Woman: I’d Give It To You But I Don’t Have One. Officer: Don’t Have One? Woman:

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