daleyprophet: Mean Girls meets: Harry Potter (part 26)

daleyprophet: Mean Girls meets: Harry Potter (part 26)

Gayforzendaya: Everytime Nicki Minaj Smiles My Skin Gets Clearer, My Eyebrows Become Fuller, And My Bills Get Paid

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Californian: When Someone Tries To Imitate You

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Brainstatic: My Favorite Harry Potter Character Was The Sorting Hat. His Job Was To Learn People’s Secrets And Then Judge Them.

Hungry-Hobbits: Dalekplz: Upgraders: It’s Weird That Pirates Would Go From Shore To Shore Looking For Buried Treasure When The Real Treasure Was In The Friendships They Were Making “Thar Be Booty To Be Found Matey” “Matey, Yar Booty Be Thee

Dontclimbanymore: Ohsnapitsjuzdin: 250,000 Bouncy Balls Down San Francisco Streets. The Chaos. I Am Slightly Concerned

Yrbff: Don’t Make Eye Contact Doing This Until You’re In Your Twenties, Though.good Luck! If All Else Fails, Wear Frickin’ Protection. (By Animalsondesserts For Buzzfeed)

Zcatz: Zcatz: Zcatz: Fun Fact, I Have A Green Foil Star Balloon That I Was Given At The Zoo And It’s Still Fully Inflated Without Ever Being Refilled. Funner Fact? I Was Two Years Old When I Got It, Making It A 16 Year Old Balloon. I May Be Carrying

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