feathor: when your friend cusses in front of your parents

feathor: when your friend cusses in front of your parents

Isthismadness: Italian-Landscapes: Befanabefana, A Typical Italian Figure, Is An Old Hag Who Delivers Gifts On Epiphany Eve (Night Between 5Th And 6Th Of January) Throughout Italy. She Usually Rides A Flying Broomstick And Visits Italian Children To

Satansyoungerbrother: Kissmeimadragonlord: One-Time-I-Dreamt: I Met Ryan Reynolds And Told Him We Was My Idol. He Kissed Me On The Forehead, Whispered, “You Look Like A Fucking Badger,” And Walked Away. If Someone Told Me This Was An Actually

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Cats Have Claws At The End Of Their Paws. Commas Have Pause At The End Of Their Clause

Catchymemes

Arrojenkins:tonights/Next Years Vibe

Consolation: Me Selling My Wares From The Forest

Grubwizard: I Don’t Understand The Whole “No One Wants To Hear About The Dream You Had Last Night” Thing Like??? Dreams Are So Cool I Love Hearing People Describe Their Dreams

One-Time-I-Dreamt: I Walked Into The Kitchen At What Seemed Like 10 In The Morning And Six People I Didn’t Recognise Were There And I Was Like, Wtf, Why Are There Strangers In My House, And They Just Turned And Were Basically Like, Oh Crap, And Five

Colorofinsanity: Dare-I-Say-Asexual: I Remember When I Thought I Was Straight And This Guy I Was Dating Was Trying To Pressure Me Into Sex While I Had Cramps By Saying “Orgasms Relieve Cramps Babe” And Without Thinking I Replied “But You Don’t

Rnyfh: Come To Think Of It I Hardly Ever Look At Someone And Think They’re Ugly? They Just Are What They Are And I Don’t Think Of Anything Further Than That. At The End Of The Day What Sticks With Me Are The Impressions People Leave, Things Like

Soyeahso: Must-Be-Mythtaken: Accidentally Typed “Indistinct Buttering” Instead Of Muttering And That Is Somehow Super Creepy. Like, You Can Just Barely Hear…In The Other Room…The Scrape Of A Knife Against Toast. That’s Just How It Is In England.

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