sluttyoliveoil: when people in real life laugh at my jokes

sluttyoliveoil: when people in real life laugh at my jokes

Nintendogs64: Vagina-Meat: Nintendogs64: If This Gets 200,000 Notes I’ll Do Absolutely Nothing Omg Did You Do It?????? No

Kemikalkat: Davidbennettinplacesheshouldntbe: My Mom Got A Bunch Of Nerds From School Because She’s A Teacher And She’s Letting Me Eat Them Kelsey This Could Have Been Worded Better

Amazingphanosaur:

Collectivehistory: &Amp;Ldquo;A Student’s Dream.&Amp;Rdquo;, R. R. Robinson, 1906 Medical Students’ Initiation Rite Of Posing For A Photo With Their Dissection Cadavers Often In Humorous Circumstances. (Source)

Deenme: ‘You Wouldn’t Happen To Have An Extra Handcuff Key Would You? ‘No…Fresh Out…Why??’ ‘Oh, No Reason…’

Sexual Feelings

Bokukkorisu: Thousandandrelativesunnyinspace: Bokukkorisu: I Have Just Realized Tumblr Is Literally The Sea It’s Huge It’s Blue And The Deeper You Get, The Weirder And Scarier Its Inhabitants Are Plus, I Mean Look At All The Ships… Oh My God

Gokuma: Nph, The Spirit Animal Of Tumblr

Voldermorts: 95Malene: Wondering How Many Miles I’ve Scrolled On Tumblr Imagine How Skinny I Would Be If I Ran Those

Pizza ✌

Tastefullyoffensive: Crazy Ideas That Are Borderline Genius [Via]Previously: Useless Things You Don’t Need To Know

Burgrs: I Thought I Left My Ipod In The Theater So We Went Back To Look For It And I Couldn’t See So I Turned On My Ipod To Give Me Some Light So I Could Find My Ipod Do U See Where This Is Going Because I Did Not

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