oldmanstephanie: givemeinternet: I love this post. is that a fucking pun

oldmanstephanie: givemeinternet: I love this post. is that a fucking pun

Chekhov: Today I Put My Hand In My Backpack And Felt A Stress Ball And I Was Like “Oh? I Have A Stress Ball?” And I Squeezed It And It Was A Pear And It Exploded And Now I’m Much More Stressed Than I Was Earlier :/

Bangjensen: This Is The Best Joke Ive Ever Seen

Emmanueljmoreno: Kayla-Bird: Essayofthoughts: Indigoumbrella: Essayofthoughts: Indigoumbrella: Huffpostarts: In The Not So Distant Future, Glow-In-The-Dark Trees Could Replace Street Lights Is That… Is That Even Healthy? There Are Sea Organisms

Be Excellent To Each Other

Kushandwizdom: More Good Vibes Here

Batmansymbol: Iamscienceside: Batmansymbol: Science Side Of Tumblr Please Explain Why Ice Water Tastes Better Than Regular Water Because Ice Is Water, And Water Is Water. So If You Put Ice In Water, It’s Like… Double Water. God Damn It Science

Hisroyalmagesty: Nerdinessinabluebox: Thorthousand1: Just Called An Anorexia Help Line And The Girl Answered And Immediately Hearing I Was Male Said “You’re Real Funny Douche” And Hung Up. If You Dot Think That’s Messed Up, U Messed Up. Are

Justanasshole: Human Centipede: The Prequel

Gelatins: Kids Born In 2000 Never Have To Worry About Forgetting How Old They Are

Gordonlevitts-Archive-Blog: You Said It, Bitch. We’re The Guardians Of The Galaxy.

Dutchster: When I See A Clothing Item I Like And Check The Price Tag

Dylanohcryin: Do U Ever Daydream About Decorating Ur First Apartment Bc I Do

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