yesimbeyonce: naming your child Barbara automatically ensures they’ll be born 62 years old

yesimbeyonce: naming your child Barbara automatically ensures they’ll be born 62 years old

Cootie-Touch: X

I Really Hate When Im Listening To My Ipod And I Move My Arm Or Something And Then My Headphones Rip Out Of My Ears Like What The Fuck I Trusted You

I Hate Tombs

See You All In Hell

Panda-Arts: What If Geodude Had Legs Ok Nvm

Pizzaforpresident: “My Dog Just Got Out Of Surgery. I Think He Might Still Be High From The Anesthetic.”

Stay Classy Or Fuck Off

Overshootingtheatmosphere: At Any Given Time, The Urge To Sing “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” Is Just A Whim Away A Whim Away, A Whim Away, A Whim Away…

Hello Goodbye Twas Nice To Know You

Clockworkstorybrooke: Cap Meme + Once Upon A Time @ Evilqueenofmyheartred Riding Hood | Dress Me Up

Elcetric: Absollution: The Things I’d Do To Him I Couldnt Take Him Seriously In Spring Breakers Though Hahahahahahaha

Man If I Had An Identical Twin We Would Fuck Shit Up So Bad Let Me Tell You

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