inpursuitofshreddedness: i hate it when someone comes over unexpectedly and i literally look like this

inpursuitofshreddedness: i hate it when someone comes over unexpectedly and i literally look like this

We Made It

For The Love Of Kanye

I Hate Tombs

Meladoodle: I Feel Weird When My Pets See Me Naked Even Though I See Them Naked All The Time

Dietchola: Why Is Everything So Much Funnier When Youre Laying On The Floor

Gooserhymeswithmoose: Mugwumpquest: Sheared Alpacas This Is The Single Most Terrifying Oh Oh My God

I Hate Tombs

Bitchpuddinq: Why Do Parents Get So Upset About Little Things Like Goddamn I Left A Plate In The Sink Not A Dead Body

Mickuro: I Was Walking Through This Neighborhood And This Fucking Asshole Rock Scared The Shit Out Of Me I Swear To God

Notkatniss: If You Thought Syfy Couldn’t Outdo Sharknado, Think Again Syfy’s Newest Film Ghost Shark Is About A Shark Spirit That Can Appear Where Ever There Is Water U Think Youre Safe On A Slip N Slide????? Nooo U Think Youre Safe At A Car Wash???

Itssexualhour: Once I Was In A Supermarket And I Saw This Really Hot Guy Who Worked There. He Looked Around My Age And My Friends Dared Me To Go Flirt With Him. They Actually Told Me What To Say And I Was Bored So Thought Why Not? I Went Up To Him

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