foodchewer: i hope i have an opportunity to use a fire extinguisher one day

foodchewer: i hope i have an opportunity to use a fire extinguisher one day

Prettytropical: This Is The Best Pun Ever Like

Mashamorevna: &Amp;Ldquo;I Don’t Want To Be A Product Of My Environment. I Want My Environment To Be A Product Of Me.&Amp;Rdquo; - The Departed (2006)

I-Effed-It-All-Up: My Favorite Thing In The Universe Is Watching College Students Trying To Get A Broken Vending Machine To Give Them Their Snack One Dude Was Caressing It And Saying “Shhh Baby Just Give It To Me, I Swear I’l Call In The Morning”

I Hate Tombs

Cunt-Candle: I Cant Tell If Im Really Nice But Secretly An Asshole Or An Asshole But Secretly Really Nice

Too-Stoned-To-Remember: I Drunkkk Wayyyyy Too Much Lel

Thisgodawfulshittyfeeling: I Was Bored So I Did A Thing

We Have Always Been Meant To Burn Together

Dead In The Head

Caseyanthonyofficial: I Cant Wait Until This Generation Is Running For Public Office Theres Going To Be So Much Shit Old Facebook Updates And Twitter Updates A Million Dick Pictures

Vivrant Thing

Princesconsuela: They’re Still Not Coming On, Man! And The Lotion And The Powder Have Made A Paste!

TheLandingStrip - TheLostWoods - TheOneFingerSelfie