I say that an unhealthy amount of time on a daily basis, so… yeah, bitch!

I say that an unhealthy amount of time on a daily basis, so… yeah, bitch!

Faceacne: Walk Fast Look Straight Ahead Don’t Smile Look Important

Jeremy-Ruiner: Agent Pussy Slayer

Thereisnothingicantbe: My Dad Treats Easter Like Its The Fucking Olympics. He Gets This Sick Enjoyment From Watching Us Trying To Find Our Baskets That Literally Could Be Anywhere. Last Year Mine Was Suspended In Air Inside Our Fireplace. 2 Years Ago

Capleesi: Shots Fired

Teamfreekickass: Teamfreekickass: What Day Is It? I Was Going To Say Hump Day But The Sheer Amount Of You That Responded “Wildcats” Is Distressing

Bettycrockerfanclub: Last Year I Bought Pants To Exercise In And I Found Them Today With The Tag Still On And That Is The Whole Story

Think-Progress: Digg: &Amp;Ldquo;Compromise&Amp;Rdquo; A Government Shutdown “Compromise” (And, Hey, My Boss Is Trending.)

Courtneylovedcobain: August, September, Halloween, November, December

Itbeginswithahouse

Haroldisdumb: We Could Be Married And I Still Wouldnt Text U First

Scarvenrot:

I Just Want To Get Some Peace Of Mind

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